-Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

-Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

-Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

-Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

-Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

-Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

-Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund

-Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued

-Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

-Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

-Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

-Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

-Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

-Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

-Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

-Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

-Yo mama so short she poses for trophies

-Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class

-Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas

-Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon

-Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

-Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

-Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow

-Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

-Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture

-Yo mama so old her social security number is 1

-Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn

-Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

-Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote

-Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote

-Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper

-Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow

-Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

-Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects

-Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear

-Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock

-Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared

-Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat

-yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions

-Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

-Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

-Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving

-Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza

-Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her