yay!

 

-Listen %n, if I wanted to talk to you, I would be here wouldn't I?

 

-I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it.

 

-If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!

 

-Sorry I am not here right now because no one is on... sorry %n your counted as no one.

 

-Oh that's funny, I just got off the phone with this loser who said they had the same screen name as you.

 

-Remember the time i told you that you were cool? I lied.

 

-You want to know something pathetic yet funny, You actually taking the time to read my extremely boring message. (thats the pathetic part).the funny part is that I'm sitting in front of the computer screen ...laughing.

 

-Never fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to loose

 

-I'm away from the computer. Actually I want to talk to you right now. Actually your a really

 

-cool person. Actually this whole message was a lie

 

-SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: %n may cause a bad headache.

 

-I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day.

 

-Sorry, I'm having vision problems. I can't see myself talking to you.

 

-Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... everyone else thinks your an idiot.

 

-You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid.

 

-I'm not ignoring you; I'm selectively bypassing you.

 

-Less is more: The less you talk, the more I like you.

 

-I can only talk to one person a day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

 

-There are three types of human species
1=man
2=woman
3=%n

 

-I know it's not my job to tell you how you look, but you’re ugly.

 

-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

-Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.

 

-There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you

 

-I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

 

-A day without sunshine is like... night.

 

-Hello. You have reached YOUR SCREEN NAME. If you wish to talk to me, IM me several hundred times until you get a response.

 

-I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondibab

 

-I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality: -If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. -If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2". -If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5". -If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

 

-You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

-Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

 

-Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt up too par...

 

-Did you hear the story about the guy who tried IMing another person and but all he got was an away message?

 

 

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